Bands I love: Beastie Boys. Gomez. A Tribe Called Quest.

Bands in which I have a profound interest: Sonic Youth. The Pixies. Green Day. The Polyphonic Spree. Cypress Hill.

Bands with which I am unfamiliar: Velvet Revolver. Paul Van Dyk. Snow Patrol. The Killers. New Found Glory. Shinedown.

Bands of which I am not fond: Kid Rock and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.

All of the above are playing at the Voodoo fest in New Orleans this year. HOLY DAMN.

It's time to get in touch with some public relations. FAST.