My brain is very cute and offered the following insight today:

"If the tongue is the most powerful muscle, then how much could a person lift if their entire body were enmuscled with tongue?"

She's even making up words, bless her little heart--rather, her little medulla oblongata that controls heart rate...

I looked for the new research center, where I will be working with bush babies soon, but it was called "Wombat Research Facility." Wombats?! Clearly a wombat is a marsupial and a bush baby a mammal, a primate. Since when does my university have wombats? Plus it was way out in the middle of nowhere and kinda creepy. Confusion.

If you want to achieve my delicious and healthy diet, read here. I swear, this is fantastic and everyone should base their diet on this. Thanks, Harvard!

Thank you for the monetary offers. Everything is now taken care of and I'm off to Ithaca!

Plane!