Hey, I was not aware that there was a May 31. I think I was also shocked to learn that there was an August 31. These crazy-ass days just spring up on us unexpectedly, huh?

Man, I bet it'd be fun to have an advertising banner for my diary. Oh, I'm gonna make one. No doubt. I'll put it in my diary (though it's quite pointless creating a link to a presently displayed site). Whenever I see something on the Internet or on someone else's computer that I like, I always want to do it myself. Like this page! Who knew I had to figure out more html and work out unexpected bugs like sneaky, moving tables and one-size-fits-all-desktops background images? I haven't figured out cursor trails or Flash animation, but I'm pretty sure I can make a rectangular, animated gif file.

Out of respect for my lovely mother, who wants to use the Internet to catch up on the events of the day, I must leave you now. Next time I hope to share with the world my strange recurring dream of famous rock stars.

m/

(that's supposed to be the Satanic hand gesture you see the kids doing at those acid-dropping rock shows)